How about putting this chap in your garage to deter thieves? That’ll shit ’em up as they prize your garage door open and find this mutha staring back at them.
If you want to buy it, get in touch, and we’ll put you in contact with the owner (pictured). She’s looking for offers in excess of £4,000, and it cost £6,000 to build him.
A couple of red LEDs for eyes, and we reckon even the hardest criminal might suffer a bit of seepage.